On September 29th you treated me to the greatest gift a man could receive. The SNES Mini! An early Christmas present, it was everything I could have hoped for and more.
I just never thought I wouldn’t get you off it with all the Mario titles! That said, there’s nothing more attractive in a woman than seeing her play with a fat, Italian-American plummer! I love watching you play Mario, it makes me so happy. The SNES Mini is the Best. Present. Ever.